Julia was in love.The object of her affection was
"Ted" the local mail man. Ted was so handsome in his post office uniform that Julia often waited by her mail box just so she could talk to him when he delivered her mail.
Julia had a feeling that Ted liked her too. Sometimes, he even asked to use her bathroom. Like most men, Ted made a horrific mess, but Julia didn't mind.
One day, Ted ran over her flower bed with his cute little mail truck. Julia was sure it was because he was looking at her instead of the road.
One day, Ted asked Julia out for a date. Julia spent hours getting ready and bounced up when Ted honked from outside. After Ted finished delivering the mail. They went to a terrific biker bar a few miles out of town.
After a delicious dinner of buffalo wings and beer. Ted took Julia to a local scenic area. Kissing Ted was everything Julia dreamed of even though he smelled a little like onions and she had to recline on a mail bag.
After several months, Julia found out she was expecting. Ted was so happy when he heard that he offered to pay for a DNA test.
When the baby was born, Ted announced that he was transferring to the east coast and would send for her when he could. Julia could hardly wait. She knew that they were going to have a long, happy life together.
"Ted" the local mail man. Ted was so handsome in his post office uniform that Julia often waited by her mail box just so she could talk to him when he delivered her mail.
Julia had a feeling that Ted liked her too. Sometimes, he even asked to use her bathroom. Like most men, Ted made a horrific mess, but Julia didn't mind.
One day, Ted ran over her flower bed with his cute little mail truck. Julia was sure it was because he was looking at her instead of the road.
One day, Ted asked Julia out for a date. Julia spent hours getting ready and bounced up when Ted honked from outside. After Ted finished delivering the mail. They went to a terrific biker bar a few miles out of town.
After a delicious dinner of buffalo wings and beer. Ted took Julia to a local scenic area. Kissing Ted was everything Julia dreamed of even though he smelled a little like onions and she had to recline on a mail bag.
After several months, Julia found out she was expecting. Ted was so happy when he heard that he offered to pay for a DNA test.
When the baby was born, Ted announced that he was transferring to the east coast and would send for her when he could. Julia could hardly wait. She knew that they were going to have a long, happy life together.
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